The Church Pews Arent The Only Thing Giving Wood Nowadays
church is the place where one goes to get drenched in the holy spirit.
well thats what it is “supposed” to be.
nowadays you getting drenched in some other shit.
being completely honest but church is the place to get good gossip,
and greater sex.
the best part?
you can have a do over every sunday at altar call.
go up there with a face full of tears and repent for all your weekly sins.
i started to wonder if church is starting to become a joke?
or has it always been a inside joke that went over our heads?
is it best to just stay out of that fire so you won’t get burned?
Is church really the devil’s playground?
i would have fucked him.
yup i said it.
you would have too.
he is a good looking older wolf,
with thick body parts,
and obviously a freak.
the issue with most of these pastors,
and even elders is their insane contradictions.
i don’t know if pastor darwin didit,
but most pulpit pimps have a lot to say about the gay lifestyle.
the worst are the ones who are “ex gays“.
you know those ones.
they went to church,
got turned out by the word,
and vow to be a solider in christ.
happily never after.
they see your ass in some tight slacks,
or your muscles in that dress shirt,
and all those carnal urges rises up in their spirit.
this is why church is the best place to meet dick/booty/pussy.
a bunch of repressed people being told to not do something,
even tho secretly they want to do it.
they up in your face,
and being extra friendly.
i know that look anywhere.
the “i want to murder your foxhole” look.
i’ve had wolves (even church hyenas) in church look at me for a relapse.
i can’t even tell you the times i have been hit on or groped “playfully”.
my shoulders being rubbed.
did i ask for a massage deacon?
i’ve had married church vixens try to hit on me or con me into “bible study”.
even the old ex hoes playing “church mama”.
it’s not just me!
anyone who has stepped foot in church knows the deal.
after yesterday’s scandal with pastor darwin randolph,
i had to ask myself is this is going to become normal?
with social media dominating lives and decisions,
are church folks about to get exposed in the online pulpit?
are d/l pastors the new thing to get with?
i wouldn’t mind getting a blessing on my booty from a hot pastor.
i’d even consider a pastor’s son to vandalize my walls.
they tend to have long “offering” money too.
got me saying “bless ‘im!” after they bless me.
are pastors the new baller wolf?
yeah i had to ask!…
Would you mess with a pastor?
lowkey: i wonder what the direct messages of a pastor looks like?