Tag: yikes

after all this fuckin and suckin we do,
when we meet someone we’re 100% attracted to,
we want to show him why we’d would make a good boyfriend.
i mean,
that is the end game,

right?
or,
do you plan on just being a sex addict all your life?

we all want love.
companionship,
and something to finally stick on the wall.
not our inner walls,
but you get the picture.
a vix-bi sent me the following facebook status message.
this is what one vixen would do to keep her wolf satisfied

LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

i bet when he took this picture way back when,
he would have slapped you if you foretold his future to him.
oh matt lauer
he was the talk in my office today.
as soon as i got settled at my desk,
two snow bunnies were talking about someone being fired this morning.
i’ll admit…
i was nosy and trying to figure out “who?”.

as soon as i turned on my computer

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D"

in ones quest for power,
one must be careful not to get drunk on it.
harvey weinstein must be a raging alcoholic then.
he should have known he had no true loyalty.
folks seemed to have been waiting for his downfall.
i ain’t never seen a take down of a snow jackal of this magnitude.
in his current journey towards being a pariah,
they have allegedly ousted him from the academy.
this is what “the huffington post” had to say…

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

it looked like it was going to be an entertaining show.
mariah carey had other plans tho.
so last night on “dick clark’s rockin’ new years eve”,
mariah was the featured performer.
our favorite diva was going to show the rest how it’s supposed to be done.
well she sure showed them something alright.
this is what happened

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX