Tag: yawn

TURN YO TV ON

THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE YAWN!

your favorite glorified cross dresser,
caitlyn jenner
*looks side to side with the “don’t front” face at the foxhole*
*adds an eye roll/screw face combo for a finishing touch*

…is coming out with her memoirs.
it’s called “the secrets of my life”.
i guess she will tell us just when she had an interest in her wives clothes.
she releases a video with the book cover on her ig and well…

THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX YAWN!

so a foxholer sent me a developing story and the first thing i said was:

ANOTHER ONE?

is 2016 trying to go out with a bang?
well another celebrity wolf gets allegedly outed by a messy jackal.
kordell can jump for joy now.
on the next:

WHEN THE JACKAL CALLS

we allegedly got

SUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX YAWN!

YAWN!