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When You Realize You Have Moronic Tendencies (Privacy Issues)

sometimes,
i do stupid things.
yes,
i can be the first to admit it.
in this instance,
i’ve been doing 3 years of stupid things.
so i been rocking with iphones since the 4.
i could have waited for the 4s,
when suri was introduced,
but i was od ready to leave blackberry with the track sneakers.
once the screens started getting “retina” advanced,
that means they were “easily cracked”,
a screen protector was much needed.
i can be clumsy af and i hate seeing cracked phone screens.
not only would i always put a screen protector on my phone…

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Here Little Demon, Demon (Drink This Benadryl and Wait 5 Minutes)

demonic jackals come in many shapes and sizes.
that creature who just shot up the high school in florida is one.
that orange sludge who is running this country to hell is another.
i’m about to show the foxhole a little one i saw today.
this one was left to run wild on an 8 hour flight.
this is up close and personal footage with a mini…
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Shawn Bullard Is Zaddy Who Has Nothing Better To Do

ya know,
i always wanted to be a singer.
in my past life,
i just may have been one.
well in this life,
jamari fox cannot sing worth a damn.
i wouldn’t embarrass myself to pursue a singing career,
but apparently,
shawn bullard does not have my sense of thinking.
shawn was on a reality show looking for a wife.
since that has ended,
he seems to have nothing better to do.
what does one do when that happens?
they start rapping,
apparently.
a foxholer sent me his latest endeavor…

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Get My Good Side As We Racially Profile You

i don’t know when last i ate at applebees.
there are so many great hidden spots in new yawk to eat at.
well it’s good to see more racism alive and well tho!
so two black vixens decided to eat at a applebees in st. louis.
the waitress thought they were two other black vixens who “dipped and dashed” the night before.
a foxholer sent me what happened via facebook…
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Eat My Horse Shit (At The Philly Riots)

*the following story is gross.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

there is a quote in one of my favorite movies that i love.
it was from “two can play that game” and auntie viv said it.
it was something along the lines of:

“why are you in your own house tearin’ up your own shit?
you should be at his house tearin’ up his shit.
afterwards,
you can leave and go home.”

that’s how i feel about what was going down in philly last night.
i know ya’ll won the superbowl,
but did you have to destroy your own shit?
a foxholer sent me a video that disturbed me to the core.
some hyena was out there legit eating horse shit.
yes.
a whole horse dump buffet in those forests.
this is what i was sent…
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You’ll Never Believe What He Wanted For Extra Credit

foxhole…

Who is teaching our cubs nowadays?

i’m very scared of who they’re allowing in these classrooms.
every other story is some pervert getting caught up.
so a teaching jackal thought he would hook two students up,
but under one alleged condition.
guess what that alleged condition was?
a foxholer sent me the story via “the root”…