Tag: wtf

^this is the only secret i want to know about from toni.
so today,
a vicious rumor was being spread:

“TONI BRAXTON SECRETLY MARRIES BIRDMAN”

i nearly threw up.
i mean,
her bag is definitely secured,
but really?
toni braxton,
the legend,
marrying…
i kept my nose in this story all day.
i needed answers.
welp!
this is the statement about the alleged wedding via “us weekly”

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

FOX SWAGG IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"

THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

SUS WOW X MARKS THE FOX