Tag: wrestler

LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE THE RISE OF THE PRE BALLER WOLVES

Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 7.14.05 PMeveryone meet michael l. johnson from missouri.
instagram name is “tigermandingo”.
mmm.
sounds “sessy real sessy”, huh?
well an f-bi sent me his dossier which included that he:

attended lindenwood university
was a wrestler wolf
like to party
likes sex
has a thing for recording foxes raw
wait i’m missing something…
*scrolls through files*
….oh yeah.
  hiv positive and was maliciously giving it to people

uh huhhhhhhhhh.
welp the riverfronttimes has more on this jackal and his triflin’ ways

THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE

HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

wrestlermeatdon’t you like wrestler wolves in those tight stretch wrestling pants?
  lycra fabric been known show a slow cooking sausage.
well this faceless wrestler wolf for unc-pembroke wanted to show us just how he cooked his meat.
hope this video works…

HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP