tank is so short.
look i know one of these nights,
you gonna be all horny while listening to tank’s music.
you alone and feeling freaky.
you say to yourself:
why don’t i send my situation to thank for review?”
yeah that will get you exposed by tank in these internet streets.
just like this MINISTER who sent tank his peen shot on instavideo…
that snow fox just got him some new twitter followers and dinner at tgif fridays.
i’m not mad.
not mad at all.
so that was michael sam after the announcement was made.
white america is comfortable?
if it was ME and my baller wolf thoooooooooo…
i had a moment today where i wondered what if god made me a girl?
sure id be at the #nfldraft parties in vip with no thong on,
wearing the fuck out that wet n wavy,
and making sure i smelled like vanilla daily.
oh and i’d also be in handcuffs for stomping in a hole in liar liar’s head…