Tag: wow

i remember when the internet was buzzing about michael hoffman.
he was an attentionisto who was jacking off for the cam.
he was also fingering himself and all kinds of other shit.
it was boring af.
a flick “leaked” with some snow bunny and i couldn’t help but think:

“Wow,
this is theeeeeee ( x most boring-est straight smashing ) I’ve ever seen.”

well shortly after his hype died down,
he went away.
as most attentionistos do after a while.
well a f-bi sent me a recent video of michael hoffman in full confession.
this is what he had to say on twitter

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"

 when it rains it may just cause a tsunami.
ain’t that right,
usher?
his alleged “fucking” habit,
with that alleged bumpy situation,
may end up costing him more bread from hoes everywhere.
another one has come forward with a lawsuit.
this is what tmz had to say…

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

i’ve seen some dumb shit from the hunters…
but this has got to go down in the top 10.
so a hunter must have forgot he was wearing his body cam.
he decided to plant drugs on a crime scene and get caught doing it.
a f-bi sent me this nonsense via the new york daily news

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

…in my most sarcastic of foxhole entry titles.
ya know,

i only started thinking kevin hart was funny on snapchat.
he never really made me laugh until i watched his snaps.
he is funnier in his own natural habitat.
well in the following story,
“cheating” seems to come allegedly natural to him.
it seems that kevin was allegedly creeping on his rib,
eniko hart,
at 5am with some hooker in a car.
oh yes.
this is what radar online had to say and show us…

THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

i mean…

“confessions”
“before i met you”
“burn”
“dirty dancer”

…the jokes are endless with the following story.
so usher might be out here dancing dirty.
it’s reported he had to pay off a vixen he smashed.
why?
 he allegedly gave her herpes.
yeah!
i kid again.
the new york daily news has more…

THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX