Tag: wow

someone said i was “beautiful” yesterday at the show.
totally shocked me,
but it was the universe doing.
God,
or whatever you believe in or don’t.
i was just discussing with the pretty vixen about it 2 hours early,
during intermission between mariah to lionel.
she said to me…

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

i like hotels.
take me to a hotel.
unless i’m with bae,
i might try some outdoor sexual excursion.
well you never know who is watching to put your freaky ass online.
a f-bi sent me a video of someone hooking up with a groundskeeper,
but captured by a peeping tom(ette)

THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"

she looks like she uses her tears effectively.
i bet they hate her at supermarkets and restaurants.

so yesterday we talked about “tears of black trump supporters”,
but we’re gonna talk about “snow bunny tears” today.
those tears can be dangerous af.
either to cry about:

bad service at a public establishment
confrontation at work
“why don’t you love me anymore Ted?!” with the cheating hubby
getting the “big bad black wolf” in trouble

it’s well known that when a snow bunny cries,
someone(s) is rushing to her rescue.
so melissa franics cried today on “outnumbered” on fox news.
she is an actress and journalist.
they were discussing trump’s comments during his news conference,
but melissa got right in her feelings about it.
this is what happened

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!