Let’s Have Melania Trump Pray Our Sins Away

i always like to start off my day with a prayer to the Lord.
i thankful for waking up to see another day,
protection throughout,
and for my enemies to be my footstools.
you know,
the usual.
it always just flows out of my mouth as i say it.
so melania trump started off a florida rally in prayer yesterday.
well…
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Married Wolves Give The Best Fucks

…the best “no fucks”,
that is.
i’m starting to think “marriage” is a waste of time.
folks go up to an altar,
take vows,
and ride off into the sunset to carry on affairs.
they paid all that money on a wedding to act like they’re still single.
confused.
my home vixen,
karaoke,
recently learned that with one of her coworkers…
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Don’t Go To Africa! (You’ll Get Ebola!)

i saw a recent covergirl tv commercial and saw ^this hyena in it.
i think i also saw the same in a l’oreal ad as well.
i was surprised they started putting males in their make up ads now.
well james charles,
the new covergirl “cover boy”,
is under fire for some recent tweets he made.
he thought by going to africa on a school trip,
he would get the ebola virus.
this is the story via ebony magazine
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That Time The Severance Check Caused Me To Explode

i loathe trifling’ ass muthafuckas.
i really do.

Wouldn’t it be great if jackals and hyenas didn’t exist in this world?

we need them tho.
sadly.
if they didn’t exist,
to steal and scheme you out your happiness,
then we wouldn’t know how to fight and survive.
i woke up today,
thankful,
because i was getting my 2 week severance check.
i needed that money.
there is a ton of clothes i need to wash and i need to re-up on food.
nah.
things would go a lot different.
from the start

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