i did figure out one mystery in glass onion (the knives out sequel) tho

karaoke told me to watch knives out when i went to visit her.
even before that,
she watched it and said it was excellent.

I watched it over the weekend and was INTO it heavy

the killer was obvious but i was high af.
i was expecting a twist but the killer was in plain sight.
glass onion,
the sequel to knives out on netflix,
came out recently and i decided to watch that today

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have you checked out “pretty dudes” on stoopid ambitious yet?

i came to three thoughts while watching the web series,
pretty dudes“.

1. Ellington’s bawdy is absolutely insane (played by xazier avila on the far left in the above picture).
2. More straight males should have a good gay friend.
3 The straights are not good at finding gays a love interest.

anytime that i’ve heard the sentence:

“OMG he is so nice Jamari!”

…i know i’m in for a big,
juicy,
waste of my time.
i’ve never had someone hook me up with a wolf who looks like ellington:

one could wish your straight friends knew your taste since you have a good idea of theirs.
most gays tend to have good taste anyway.
that was one of the storylines from a character named zario.
in the series,
zario broke up with his manz and…

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i was really concerned about cinderella’s life before she became a bad bitch

this morning,
at around 4am,
i randomly went into the disney vault and started watching cinderella on disney+.
i couldn’t sleep and watching that movie has been on my spirit.
i’ve had this service for over a year,
but the only thing i’ve watched is “black is king” and a few “the simpsons” episodes.
i guess the motivation came from watching  “toy story 4” earlier that day,

side-note: don’t even get me started on how ugly i cried at the end of that movie.
gadzooks.

anyhoo,
i felt like i was watching cinderella for the first time.
as a kid,
i’m sure i’d be excited over those singing rats.
as an adult tho…

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so i watched the “game of thrones”, season 8 premiere, and well…

so i don’t know wtf was happening to my cable tonight,
but my shit kept freezing.
just as “game of thrones” was about to start.
i nearly flipped everything over in my living room.
after a while,
it started getting it’s shit in order.
a few thoughts

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so i started watching “pose” on fx and well…

“naomi campbell”
“cassie”
“a 90s mariah carey”
” a latina mimi faust from lhhatl”
this is what i was thinking when i started watching “pose” on fx.
those are who the vixens reminded me of.
soooooo from the foxhole,
to my home vixen i call “pose”,
and even joe budden of all straight wolves:

…has been talking/telling me about the show.
i was pretty much finished with all my other programs,
so i said why not?
i will admit that i was hesitant because of the previews.
i’m started watching but…


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So I Watched The First Episode of #LHHMIA And…

as you know,
or didn’t,
but my reality show has been lifted.
my ratchet side wants more triflin’ entertainment for 2018.
so i snuck and watched the first episode of “love and hiphop miami” today.
of course,
i jotted down my thoughts as i watched…
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