Tag: usher

i imagine this was usher’s face when he got the alert today.
i know it was mine,
as i was walking from the chinese spot for lunch.

USHER’S MALE ACCUSER…

…and that’s when i nearly dropped my food and my phone.
so the male accuser has a brief side of his alleged story.
apparently,
i can predict the future too.
this is what tmz had to say…

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

so guess who made all the major news outlets?
yup.
miss(?) butt cheeks,
jacob kohinoor.
why?
jacob interviewed quantasia sharpton,
the alleged accuser in the whole usher/herpes scandal,
on his youtube channel,
“living fearlessly”.
well during the interview,
jacob asked her what proof did she have to incriminate usher?
quantasia claimed she had a sex tape.
it starts at…

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"

 

before the alleged “h starts for” scandal,
i admired how usher lived on his snap and insta-snap.
he would always be traveling,
taking beautiful photos,
and showing us his behind the scenes in a luxurious way.
it wasn’t attentionisto at all.
he has a good eye for all things beautiful.
that was not meant to be shady,
btw!
well usher has gotten into yoga something serious.
he posted this on his ig

THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" WOW X MARKS THE FOX