ugh

i bet you’ll keep that tongue in your mouth from now on (blue bell)

blue bell ice cream ain’t with the shits.
the forests have a bounty out for her head.
good.
the no named she-jackal is probably shittin’ bricks at this very moment.
the charges she is facing for her nastiness via “nbc news“…
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well who peed in your corn flakes? (gregory stanton did)

i enjoy these new batch of idiots who document their crimes.
please,
keep up the good work so we can publicly shame you.
this is such a disgusting story that i had to sit up.
so ^that hyena,
gregory stanton did the unthinkable.

He peed in our cereal in 2014

like so:

of course his dumb ass was caught.
a foxholer sent me the outcome…

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damn baby slow down, i seriously can’t take it today

nausea.
stomach ache.
throwing up.
jitters.
poopin’ every three seconds.
what?
you know i’m candid.
i realized today that i might be allergic to caffeine…
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i wish nigel shelby got to read my font

what a handsome child.
his eyes and his smile are infectious.
unfortunately,
he isn’t with us anymore.
nigel shelby from alabama,
who was only 15,
killed himself after being bullied for his sexuality last week.
some stories i need a moment to process.
stuff like this is always so sad and triggering for me.
i hate we lost someone so young to other’s ignorance.
speaking of ignorance…
an alabama deputy,
who should know better,
is under fire for his alleged hatred.
jeff graves posted the alleged following in regards to nigel…
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everyone on fandango had the same endgame except me

can you tell how vex angry i am?
keep reading.
so i forgot that the pre-sale tickets for “avengers end game” came out today.
thanks to twitter,
i got the memo and jumped my ass on “fandango“…

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he eye-fucked me but he didn’t cum

i got eye-fucked today.
bloody senseless.
i always felt like if you’re eye-fuckin the shit outta me,
you need to make it your business to cum.
now i’m always down for a good eye fuck,
but they never end up going anywhere.
ugh.
simply ugh…