Joe Budden Turns Gay Girl’s Straight

Screen Shot 2014-10-13 at 10.34.15 PMif i had a coochie,
his voice alone would make me drip down to my knees.
sorry.
inside voice.
joe budden,
aside all his craziness,
is a pretty sexy wolf.
am i right?
well he claims he has the super d.
its powers?
turning all the gay chicks he slept with straight
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People Magazine Is Out of Control

disrespectintweetone of my f-bi sent me this,
emailed titled:

“why are white people showing out these days???”

well lets not blame all white people for these shenanigans.
apparently people magazine tweeted ^that during
“how to get away with murder”.
a show that queen viola d stars in.
they wanted her to say line from THE “FUCKIN” HELP on the show.
they got such backlash from black twitter that they removed it.
i’m surprised how bold people are getting these days.
the complete and utter disrespect is disgusting.
those ratings looking like:

how to get away with murder: 14 mill
scandal: 11 mill
a black woman has a whole night dedicated to her shows.
two talented black actresses are the stars of her shows.
that #tgit and shondaland reign just won’t let up.

b4vx5ljpg“yeah yeah yeah”…
okay bye.

x watch the whole #TGIT line up on abc

These Pineapples Never Cease To Amaze Me

Screen Shot 2014-09-01 at 2.09.51 PMi saw this on tumblr just now and had to shake my head.
how disgusting is this?
these pineapples nowadays are just…
ugh.
i can understand people having a particular preference,
but when it turns into ignorance,
it’s really quite sad.
i’ve yet to see a snow wolf diss a snow bunny without
blue eyes or blonde hair
.
that should tell you something.
hate to bust bubbles tho but to a majority of the whites,
we all one beautiful shade of “nigger”.
doesn’t matter if you’re light skin,
date snow bunnies,
or graduated with a 4.0 gpa.
am i right or am i wrong?

lowkey: is dark skin really that bad?
i know some fly dark skin sistas who put light skin chicks to shame.
i must be the only one who actually likes a dark skin wolf too.

found: kobe tyrant

“A Lesson In Racism” By Nicki Minaj

Screen Shot 2014-07-23 at 11.39.06 PMnicki minaj was feeling deep today.
in my head she was sippin on a oprah chai tea from starbucks,
laying out on her lanai,
and feeling like inspiring the world with some knowledge.
she decided to talk about racism on twitter.
i wonder who or what she was talking about?…
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Don’t Talk To Bevy Smith With “Gay Language”

Screen Shot 2014-07-09 at 7.22.29 PMnow what did bevy smith expect?
she is on a show called “fashion queens”.
who does she think her audience is?
straight white men ages 21 to 35?
come on bevy,
but then again she does have the right to how she wants to be addressed.
i think black vixens are always shocked when they meet a regular gay dude.
no “yessss gawd hunty bitch hoe bag”.
ones who respect beyonce for her work,
but won’t disrespect your life if you aren’t feeling her.
could careless about being at the gay club every weekend.
just a “hey wassup,
how are you?“.
then again,
and back to the point,
they fuck around with queens and think regular gays are “down low”
so…
what did they expect?
seriously?

So Kenya Moore Had Said…

Screen Shot 2014-03-28 at 10.40.39 PMthis is why i like kenya moore.
i guess i’m the only one,
but it’s whatever.
she’s entertaining.
i completely agree with her tho.
personally i’m not into fist fighting in the street like a commoner.
i’ll leave that for the ratchets.
now if you charge at me like a wild silverback gorilla,
i’m not above:

tumblr_moc53qXk6r1spfd6uo1_500…and then tell the police i was in fear for my life.

lowkey: i was wondering about this fight today at work.
it seems very unlike the real housewives franchise.
why do i feel like moose leakes sent this story to the tabloid to start shit?