These Pineapples Never Cease To Amaze Me

Screen Shot 2014-09-01 at 2.09.51 PMi saw this on tumblr just now and had to shake my head.
how disgusting is this?
these pineapples nowadays are just…
ugh.
i can understand people having a particular preference,
but when it turns into ignorance,
it’s really quite sad.
i’ve yet to see a snow wolf diss a snow bunny without
blue eyes or blonde hair
.
that should tell you something.
hate to bust bubbles tho but to a majority of the whites,
we all one beautiful shade of “nigger”.
doesn’t matter if you’re light skin,
date snow bunnies,
or graduated with a 4.0 gpa.
am i right or am i wrong?

lowkey: is dark skin really that bad?
i know some fly dark skin sistas who put light skin chicks to shame.
i must be the only one who actually likes a dark skin wolf too.

found: kobe tyrant

“A Lesson In Racism” By Nicki Minaj

Screen Shot 2014-07-23 at 11.39.06 PMnicki minaj was feeling deep today.
in my head she was sippin on a oprah chai tea from starbucks,
laying out on her lanai,
and feeling like inspiring the world with some knowledge.
she decided to talk about racism on twitter.
i wonder who or what she was talking about?…
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Don’t Talk To Bevy Smith With “Gay Language”

Screen Shot 2014-07-09 at 7.22.29 PMnow what did bevy smith expect?
she is on a show called “fashion queens”.
who does she think her audience is?
straight white men ages 21 to 35?
come on bevy,
but then again she does have the right to how she wants to be addressed.
i think black vixens are always shocked when they meet a regular gay dude.
no “yessss gawd hunty bitch hoe bag”.
ones who respect beyonce for her work,
but won’t disrespect your life if you aren’t feeling her.
could careless about being at the gay club every weekend.
just a “hey wassup,
how are you?“.
then again,
and back to the point,
they fuck around with queens and think regular gays are “down low”
so…
what did they expect?
seriously?

So Kenya Moore Had Said…

Screen Shot 2014-03-28 at 10.40.39 PMthis is why i like kenya moore.
i guess i’m the only one,
but it’s whatever.
she’s entertaining.
i completely agree with her tho.
personally i’m not into fist fighting in the street like a commoner.
i’ll leave that for the ratchets.
now if you charge at me like a wild silverback gorilla,
i’m not above:

tumblr_moc53qXk6r1spfd6uo1_500…and then tell the police i was in fear for my life.

lowkey: i was wondering about this fight today at work.
it seems very unlike the real housewives franchise.
why do i feel like moose leakes sent this story to the tabloid to start shit?

Is This Tweet From Paris Hilton about Nelson Mandela Real?

BawY0krCQAA0r2ntell me this is a photo shop of this deleted tweet?
  paris hilton isn’t that dumb, is she?
then again…
tumblr_inline_mx8xoqGWOt1rya7fqthis isn’t the way to get back into the spotlight p!
i’m just saying.
you already got caught up being a racist ( @2:40):

lets not add dumb ass to your dossier.

lowkey: i know she had a lot to say about her ex friend loving that “nigger” dick.

Yeezus Gets A Chubby Over His “Perfect B*tch” Kim K Picture

Screen Shot 2013-10-17 at 10.27.56 AMjust a hunch tho…
that was yeezus response soon after.
was there a lot of this last night?:

fuckstay tuned for more exciting tweets as the @attentionwhores mate!

lowkey: the thought of yeezus and sleezus together just…
ugh.

Tami Roman Needs To Leave The Mean Girl Table

whoaaaaatobviously tami roman didn’t see this in editing.
so this flashed across my timeline.
i’m listening to yeezus and not watching bb wives.
i may have to tune in.
even though tami can be a bully of epic proportions,
she should realize:

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lowkey: oh she just put this:

tamitweetwell duh tami.
they are adult mean girls.
wasn’t she one too?
  tami wasn’t feeling this way when she was in the circle.
talkin’ shit about all the other chicks of basketball girlfriend’s past.

finally realizing you’re just a square t?

x go check up on tami twitter