Tag: tweet

listen…
i don’t know if it’s fatherhood,
or that fur he put on top of his head,
but lance gross got finer than usual.
i mean,
he has always been fine,
but something is different about him.
lance is also one of the “00s sexy dark wolf” pioneers.
kofi seems to have snatched that title,
but lance is still a teenage chocolate dream.

well i think everyone forgot lance is an acting wolf.
he had to shave his mustache and beard for a recent role.
he put up this new picture of the final result and well…

HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

^this is how ya’ll dating now?
so this landed on my twitter tl and i had to share with the foxhole.
the power of speaking things into existence!
“dgaf” danielle met the wolf of her dreams.
how?
she posted this image a year ago:

hmm.
well,
it led this wolf responding back:

peep the year because it’s important to this.
well check his reply that made her absolutely wet…

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

well,
i didn’t say it.
*put paws up*
^that vixen with the crown did.
she tweeted it.
a vix-bi sent me the full tweet today and well…

LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE X MARKS THE FOX

they really coming hard for my dark chocolate baller wolf,
dez bryant.
sadly,
he fell right into the trap too.
oh dez…
so dez doesn’t want to get involved in the national anthem protests.
jon machota,
who covers the dallas cowboys news,
posted this about dez on his twitter:

innocent,
right?
well once that was posted,
everyone started going in on dez.
in his hot headed and aggressive fashion,
this is what he replied

BALLER WOLVES BASICS WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

if you can’t handle a situationship with someone in the spotlight,
you shouldn’t pursue it.
it takes certain characteristics to be “that one”.
so mia isabella,
a trans vixen,
is mad at tyga.
why?
well they allegedly dated,
in her words,
and he has been denying it.
in a recent interview with “the breakfast club”,
he said this:

…which caused her to tweet this rant

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX