He Is The Greatest (The Greatest That is Chris Brown?)

Screen Shot 2015-01-18 at 6.14.47 PMwhen you are growing up,
your parents taught you to be good at what you do.
with enough training and sacrifice,
you should end up being the greatest.
well they obvious taught chris brown because he tweeted at 3 in the morning…
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So Lupita Nyong’o Had No Love For Kenya Moore?

kenya-moore-writes-detroit-public-schools-checkso kenya moore attended the golden globes sunday night.
might i add,
she looked ( x stunning ).
i’m sure she was able to mingle and network with a ton of a list celebs.
well one celebrity,
and one of my favs,
lupita nyong’o wasn’t as welcoming to miss moore.
this is what kenya recalled when asked about her night on twitter…
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Antoine Dodson Updates The Foxhole (and The World)

antoine-dodsonyou know the foxhole is getting deeper when people are addressing my posts.
um.
yay.
so while i was at the dermatologist today,
my phone alerted me i had a message on twitter.
when i looked,
it was antoine dodson.
he hit me up about what i posted the other day.
you know ( x this one ).
well this is what he said to me…
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Sam Smith’s Dating Stock Just Went Up

Screen Shot 2014-12-15 at 9.13.11 PMi am holding out hope that once i make it,
i can date all the sexy (baller) wolves that i fantasized about.
i mean whats the point of reaching success if you won’t?
at least get some pipe as you’re hot.
well after being nominated for 6 grammys this year,
 sam smith is fresh on his way to “made it” level.
the pipe is now starting to come in abundance.
yes jesus!
well according to the fox wire,
he met someone on the set of his “like i can” video.
everyone meet the alleged snow wolf…
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Azealia Banks Puts Her Tweet In Her Mouth

tumblr_mkz4htolqF1qhfp8lo1_500so we all know azealia banks can go from 0 to 100 when she is turnt.
well you know from this ( x entry ),
she was all the way plugged in going after that fraudulent white rapstress.
do i need to mention her name?
okay fine.
iguazu abooboo.
so perez hilton pressed his cape and decided to come to her rescue.
he said alla this on twitter:

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I Always See The Fine Wolves While Mindin’ My Beeswax

drooloktweetain’t that the truth?
i be minding my business,
walking down the street,
and someone whose face i need to sit on walks by.
do i turn around?
do i pull out my camera to make the memory last forever?
what does a fox do?
well this reminds me of the wolf i saw in the barber shop yesterday…
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Joe Budden Turns Gay Girl’s Straight

Screen Shot 2014-10-13 at 10.34.15 PMif i had a coochie,
his voice alone would make me drip down to my knees.
sorry.
inside voice.
joe budden,
aside all his craziness,
is a pretty sexy wolf.
am i right?
well he claims he has the super d.
its powers?
turning all the gay chicks he slept with straight
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People Magazine Is Out of Control

disrespectintweetone of my f-bi sent me this,
emailed titled:

“why are white people showing out these days???”

well lets not blame all white people for these shenanigans.
apparently people magazine tweeted ^that during
“how to get away with murder”.
a show that queen viola d stars in.
they wanted her to say line from THE “FUCKIN” HELP on the show.
they got such backlash from black twitter that they removed it.
i’m surprised how bold people are getting these days.
the complete and utter disrespect is disgusting.
those ratings looking like:

how to get away with murder: 14 mill
scandal: 11 mill
a black woman has a whole night dedicated to her shows.
two talented black actresses are the stars of her shows.
that #tgit and shondaland reign just won’t let up.

b4vx5ljpg“yeah yeah yeah”…
okay bye.

x watch the whole #TGIT line up on abc

These Pineapples Never Cease To Amaze Me

Screen Shot 2014-09-01 at 2.09.51 PMi saw this on tumblr just now and had to shake my head.
how disgusting is this?
these pineapples nowadays are just…
ugh.
i can understand people having a particular preference,
but when it turns into ignorance,
it’s really quite sad.
i’ve yet to see a snow wolf diss a snow bunny without
blue eyes or blonde hair
.
that should tell you something.
hate to bust bubbles tho but to a majority of the whites,
we all one beautiful shade of “nigger”.
doesn’t matter if you’re light skin,
date snow bunnies,
or graduated with a 4.0 gpa.
am i right or am i wrong?

lowkey: is dark skin really that bad?
i know some fly dark skin sistas who put light skin chicks to shame.
i must be the only one who actually likes a dark skin wolf too.

found: kobe tyrant