^this couch is 8,000 but it’s on sale for 7,460.
it’s from sacha lakic and is being sold on roche bobis.
( x click here if you want to buy said couch )

….or you can skip alla that and find it on the side of the street.

tiktoker,
amanda joy,
said she wanted that couch for a hot minute.
imagine her surprise when she saw it for trash pick up.
you know what they say about one person’s trash…

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joe budden has had some really interesting takes as of late.
first,
the whole ( x “i’m was only joking about bisexual” ).
secondly,
everything he said about megan the stallion in support of tory lanez.

now he has the hive FUMING over what he said about beyonce.
according to joe budden,
he says ya’ll know her last album,
“renaissance“,
was trash.
he goes on to say the hive went quiet cause no one was playing it…

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you’re not a nice person to me.
i don’t know how you are with others,
but with me,
you aren’t.
you started out being cool af,
but there was a shift.
i don’t know if it’s because i’m not around anymore or what.
it took me a while to realize that,
but i’m finally starting to see in full blown HD.
i made excuses for you in my head because i was trying to be optimistic.
that’s one of my biggest problems with myself.
i make excuses for assholes.
well i am right…

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something told me to font the following.
it could be for one foxholer or maybe 20.
i don’t know who needs it,
but i had to learn it for my own life as well…

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*the following video is parental advisory
viewer discretion is advised.

speaking of dog mauling,
has the foxhole seen the following video?
it happened in st. paul; minnesota.
an older vixen was taking out the trash when she was mauled by a dog.
a fuckin’ police dog.
the following video is graphic af so hold on…
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i am a hoarder.
that’s right.
i like to hoard things for the memories they provide.
that movie ticket with that wolf that gave me a good time.
the umbrella from my daiquiri to remember the fun times with friends.
that used condom from when a wolf blew my back out.
i’m totally kiddin on that last part.
yup.
i like to hoard these things to hold on to the “past”.
one thing i use to hoard was people.
holding on to what they use to bring,
rather than seeing that they don’t bring that same joy anymore.
i know you felt that one.
some of them just vanished.
others we had falling out.
then the ones who you see in public and they try to avoid you.
i still kept their numbers just in case.
just in case what tho?
so i had to ask…

Do you hoard people in your life?

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