the thick ‘n’ sexy wolf who is a f*cker?

i am a fan of all things thick.
you get more bang for your buck and more bite for your chew.
when it comes to meat,
i’m starting to really like when its thick.
that muscle thick really gives me hunger pains.
that is what ^this wolf is and he shows us how he slangs that meat too…

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lebron james is puts the thicky in pank

i’m gonna keep on fonting it until i’m blue in the face:

Lebron James has the BEST bawdy in the NBA.

period.
he is stupid tall,
dumb thick,
and don’t get me started on that ignorant tail of his.

 

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everyone talks about it.
honestly,
in my opinion,
i think he is really handsome too.
you know i have a thing for noses too.
one thing about lebron is he knows how to wear clothes.
the other day,
he showed up in shorts to a game and…

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everything is bigger in texas (and johnny’s cheeks is creating a massacre)

these days,
game developers know what they are doing.
tits are juicer and asses are perkier on vixen characters.
the nerds need something to jack off to.
in the new horror game,
texas chainsaw massacre,
someone was in gay lust behind the making of johnny.
keyword:

 

behind.
the devs stacked tf johnny…

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“a muscular and naked angel dropped out the sky and starts walking towards your car…”

“you let him inside because he needed a ride and then…

You let him inside
If you catch my drift…

what would you do if you were driving around in florida,
minding your business and the road ahead,
and a naked male with ^that kind of bawdy was on the sidewalk?
in a fantasy perspective,
that is how most flixxx start.
in reality,
that is how folks end up being on the news like this jackal…

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drake is giving “thicka than a snicka” down in barbados

as much as i post cut up bawdies,
with banging biceps and crotch adjusting abs,
i can always rock with a wolf with a thick bawdy.
i believe we in the foxhole love our fantasies,
but we love our realities as of well.

Most males ain’t built Ford tough

drake is cute to me.
i don’t care what anyone says,
but that beard really helped enhanced his looks.
he is currently at my home island of bim (barbados) where he had a beach day…
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