Tag: the shade room
Safaree Ain’t About To Be “The Shade Room!” Today
petty?
just maybe…
every year i say i wish i could attend the bet awards.
i start to see why i’m good.
so safaree was allegedly jumped outside dj khaled’s bet awards party.
meek mill was the alleged hit man to orchestrate the scheme.
you know there was gonna be a video of some connects and the aftermath.
“the shade room” and “dj akademiks” got it all for the foxhole review…
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DMX Tells Us How It’s NOT Going Down
i love when straight wolves randomly blurt out shit no one asked about.
like,
when ya’ll talking about whats on the lunch menu and he says:
“I AIN’T NEVER FUCK NO PINEAPPLE BEFORE”
you know,
because we didn’t see “gay sex” was on the menu.
the ones that kill me are always on social media.
“IM STRAIGHT AF!
I AIN’T GAY!
I LIKE PUSSY!”
well at a recent concert,
dmx blurted out something he has never done with a pineapple.
a vix-bi led me over to the shade room and well…
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Brody Jenner May Not Have Any Hair Follicles Left
brody jenner looks peaceful,
doesn’t he?
well too bad all is not well in his forest today.
he is being dragged by every inch of his life.
why?
he agreed with his friend about the officers killing keith lamont scott.
this is what he said via the shade room…
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The Kardashians are Clapback Queens Now
the kardashians ain’t taking your shit anymore!
they are ‘thuggin ‘n’ thumbin” in these e-forests.
i guess this goes in line for their new season of bravery and confidence.
so “the big one” posted ^that picture above,
and of course,
someone(s) had something to say.
check out kim’s clapback…
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Kudos To Whoever Ate Tank’s Groceries (Mouth of Champions)
tank has been turnt out by a real good mouth.
he woke up thursday morning,
hoped in his car,
and had to pull over at the side of the road to tell us this via the shade room…
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Don’t Touch Jeezy, Ya Heard?
if you have a dick,
don’t be touchin’ jeezy at any of his concerts.
why?
this will happen via the shade room…
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