WE FOUND THE OWNER OF THE CHEEKS ERIC DANE WAS EATING ON EUPHORIA

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i legit screamed during that scene.
i want my cheeks munched on now.

cal jacobs
(played by eric dane),

nate’s dad in euphoria on hbo,
has a really interesting storyline.
last season,
it was revealed he was smashing young trans-vixens.
this season,
it seems he has elevated to gay males.
in last week’s episode,
he was head-first in some black tail.
imagine being an extra in a sex scene with one of your favs?
the person that the tail belonged to revealed himself on twitter.
his name is christin byrdsong and well…

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michael b. jordan caters with cakes for our feel good christmas viewing

so lemme tell you how much a “blonde” i can be.
i saw a quick gif or something of “a journal for jordan” last week.
i thought the lead actress was jordin sparks and she had a documentary out.
i didn’t know it was a new movie starring michael b. jordan.
the actress i thought was jordin sparks is chante adams.
i wasn’t high.
i swear that i wasn’t.
i was wondering where this gif of mbj came from:

“oh hi big and juicy pecs.
nice to meet you.”

 

his tail also made an appearance in the movie too.
an f-bi sent this to me and well…

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vous êtes emballé et vous êtes empilé ‘spécialement à l’arrière

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Let’s have some fox talk.
Talk with just us foxes…

let’s talk wolf tail

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he was looking at the dominican cake on display on the low like i was

some of ya’ll gotta be careful with your leering when looking at other males.
i mean,
if this is you truly give a damn.
earlier today,
i went to the store to pick up some chicken to cook.

sidebar: after seeing that video of the rats in popeyes in dc,
i’ve been so turned off about eating out.
i been doing everything in my power to eat in.
i’m sure this stand-off against ordering out will end soon.

when i turned into the frozen food section to get some ice cream…

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sherrod belton can make his cheeks do a round of applause (that’s talent!)

i’ll never forget when sherrod betton aka @coachbetton was “no males in my comments”.
in my time of being a blogger,
there were many who had that same energy and suddenly stopped.
i don’t know if it was the pantene or they just admitted defeat.
maurice lyndell,
i’m looking at you too.
i mean,
come tf on male species:

Gay males are visual creatures like straight males

straight males love a nice pair of social media titties and cheeks.
gay males love a nice pair of cheeks,
pecs,
biceps,
thighs
wow,
we def have more options in our online meat markets.
sherrod has stupid fat cheeks while wearing pants so i don’t know what he was expecting.

 

well in 2021,
he is doing this with marvin bienaime

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josh hart serves a heart shaped cake

you already know i luhhhhhhh a nice pair of biceps and a nice pair of bunz on a wolf.
like,
duh.
when you see a nice pair of bunz in dress pants,
like ^the picture above,
it’s literally a chef kiss.
nba baller wolf for the new orleans pelicans,
josh hart,
got engaged to his beautiful black vixen,
shannon desiree.


he posted the picture of the proposal on his ig,
but everyone has been talking about…

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