Tag: straight

most of these straight wolves have nice cheeks.
you know i love a nice tail on a wolf.
gym life,
play sports,
or whatever hormones is in the chicken,
bunz are getting super plump nowadays.
well this one jackal was feeling bold af.
he decided to grab a “straight?” wolf’s cheeks in the kitchen.
an f-bi sent us the video of what happened next…

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

denial.
it isn’t just a river.
so everyone meet bishop jeffrey thomas.
he is in quite the scandal with gospel singer,
james hall:

allegedly,
the bishop nose was so wide open off the “straight” gospel singer,
it lead to some alleged miscommunication and slander.
you might need to sit down for this.
a few f-bis sent in this story for the foxhole via the new york daily news

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE SUS X MARKS THE FOX

sometimes i think “the fantasy” should stay that.
how much more appealing is it when we don’t hear someone talk?
its like “fitted sexy” or jonathan “heat” martinez.
every since they have given our phones “live” options,
everyone has been partaking into it.
everyone can now get their 15 minutes of easy fame.
from celebs to randoms,
it’s really a wasy way to “turn you the fuck off”.
so “the fantasy” for some,
nathaniel noir,
has launched a youtube channel.
one of my fav foxholers
sent me the video for review.
nathaniel is one who works well being being “mute”,
but when he did this “get to know nathaniel noir” segment,
i learned two things…

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"

…well i didn’t say it.
^they did.
there maybe truth to it tho.
according to some vixens i know/talk to,
some straight males can’t really fuck.
there is:

“let me explore each part of her walls with my penis”
“let me see how hard i can bang her head off”

most straight males seem to do the latter.

pulling hair
slapping on the ass
 asking “you like this shit?/is this my shit?”
and telling all his friends who she is sprung off the dick

um…
that don’t mean you’re good in bed.
it means you might be an abusive dickhead.
gays and bis don’t laugh.
we’re not too far behind.
there was a study that i read recently that confirmed it as well.
this is what the shortlist had to say…

STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D"

/the following video is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

so this is for my straight readers.
surprisingly,
there are a lot of them who lurk the foxhole.
*waves to my straights*
this is for them.
so you’re out the bae,
it’s late at night,
you’re on the way home,
and decide that you want to smash in an empty train car.
you know i’m always down for freaky shit.
this isn’t what i had in mind tho…

ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D" SUS THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE WOW