christian walker got out his car to put kehlani in her place at starbucks

it’s funny how things change.
i thought christian walker was the type you only see online.
he’s like bigfoot.
he only comes out of his cave to rant or get starbucks.
unless starbucks isn’t hanging an american flag

singing vixen,
kehlani,
saw bigfoot at starbucks and he wanted all the smoke.
she told the barista that he was an asshole and well…

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So Starbucks Having Black Males Arrested For Minding Their Business?

i don’t really drink starbucks like that.
i have,
but that shit is expensive.
it’s weird,
but just before the foxholers sent me the following story,
i found a starbucks gift card in an old christmas card from my last job.
i doubt i’ll be using it anytime soon.
so starbucks is under fire for another racist incident.
did i miss the first one?
last thursday,
two black wolves went into a starbucks and the hunters were called.
allegedly,
a managing she-jackal called the hunters on them for pretty much  sitting.
this is the video that is getting crazy traction due to protests…
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Who Knew Starbucks Would Get Me In The Mood?

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even though i don’t really do starbucks as much,
i’ll find something to order just to stand in line for this wolf…

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I Went On A Date With A Real Life Madea Last Night

Yeah, you read the title right.

This is what I get for going on a “date” with someone I met online years ago.
What the hell was I thinking?
I guess all the Wolves I met online back in the day have reached their limits.
MAXED THE FUCK OUT!

These days, online match ups are the new thing for us Foxes to meet potential Wolves.
But, is it really just a waste of your personal bandwidth?
Lord knows I used up all mine meeting Madea Wolf last night…

I’ll never look at Madea the same AGAIN…

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Anyone Want a Caramel Frappe This Morning?

If only this sold this at Starbucks.