I Thought You Fucked With Me

you want to know if someone(s) gives a fuck about you?
the ones you might be calling a “friend”.
the ones who you think want to be “more than friends”.
i know for some of you,
your social media lives mean everything to you.
well,
this is a tried and true test to see where you stand.
ready for it?…

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I Can’t See You (But You’re Still There)

i can understand blocking someone.
i loved they even introduced that feature on my iphone.
if someone is harassing you,
then block their ass into the next dimension.
i don’t see the point on a social media account tho.
if you sign out your blocked account,
you can still see what’s on the blocker’s timeline.
this “mute” option?
see…

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Your Instagramification Is Ruining You

instagramification – the desire of putting all of YOU on social media.
we know everything about you,
but we never met you a day in our lives.

new foxhole term.
yeah so your interest is dying due to all your social media apps.

for someone like me,
i don’t even want to look at your insta-snaps.
that will further put the nail in the coffin of my interest of you.
alas,
jamari fox is here to help you.
i’ll always look out for the foxhole.
i’ll give you two and save the rest for another time.
what?
i can’t give you everything….

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Social Media Is Starting To F*ck Our Brains Out

i’m really starting to think that social media will drive us all crazy.

ig
snapchat
facebook
twitter

(insert one i missed here)

for someone with mental illness,
even as basic as depression,
social media is one of the worst things you can be addicted to.
time magazine broke down the number one worst social media for mental health.
this is the main culprit for your craziness…
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The Vixen Who Brought The Prom Date Everyone Is Talking About

so i wanted to talk about ^this vixen here with the foxhole.
she has a lot of criticism thrown her way on social media.
i wanted to know how you all felt about it.
so everyone meet 17 year old,
priscilla samey,
from minnesota.
pretty.
well no one asked her to go to her prom so she decided to bring a date.
that is what has everyone talking.
this is who she brought…
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The Foxhole Tumblr Gets A New Outfit and Accessories

surprisingly,
many in the foxhole don’t know i have a tumblr.
i’ve had it for quite some time now.
it’s an amazing social media platform.
well it got a bit of an interface change
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