it takes a lot to date someone these days.
notice i footed the word: “date”.
it’s easy to get some ass/dick,
but it’s harder to date these days.
you gotta be your perfect self and so does your social media.
it can be a full time job,
but:

without the lack of stability
waiting for the benefits to kick in

one of the foxholers sent me a new-but not so new-trend in dating these days.

Instagrandstanding

i know.
this is what “cock and cocktails” had to font about it…

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sometimes i think about him.
work wolf.
occasionally,
i remember a lot of folks from my past.
ironically,
the ones who hurt me.
the ones who i didn’t get closure for the failed “whatever”.
there is a side of me that wants to see what they’re doing.
are they doing well?
jobless like me?
rich af and living their best lives?
fat with about 20 cubs?
listen,
i can admit my faults and  extreme pettiness.
can you?
so i did the unfathomable yesterday…

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paris hilton is one of the pioneer attentionistas of reality tv.
she is legit one of the founding members.
the kardashians,
and everyone who is relevant because of trash tv,
should always bow down since she paved the way.
these days,
paris lives a very lowkey life from her past.
i read a gq article with her today,
and in a twist of fate,
actually found myself agreeing with her.
they asked her about her thoughts on this new social media world.
this is the question she was asked:

i just got off the phone with my sad home-vixen.
i’m still trying to find a nickname for her.
anyway,
she broke up with a wolf she was dealing with recently.
according to her,
he was being really clingy and proposed after 2 months of dating.
yeah.
so while out today,
she saw so many couples and started to feel sad.

“i look at these couples today,
out here boo’d up,
and it reminds me of what i had.”

um…
so i had to remind her about “best of” reels…

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i have a question for the foxhole.
this is a random question,
but i’m very random.
so here goes…

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i’m just gonna font it.

good skin care
no hard living
no smoking
WATER
no cubs
eating good

…leaves black folks looking younger for their ages.
am i wrong?
as i say:

Black don’t crack unless it’s on crack

we are known to age pretty good with that good ol melanin.
that and a bomb af moisturizer.
maintaining your melanin is major key.
well that might be the case for the following dad.
his daughter posted this tweet:

…and now everyone is hungry for his meat.
this is what her father looks like…
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