so remember ( x this story )?
 the one about the 15 year old who was a tilt-a-whirl in the school bathroom?
well someone ended up getting arrested.
the 16 year old mini-baller wolf who snapchatted that pussy.
the daily mail has the story…
Continue reading “Don’t Snapchat That Easy Pussy” →

i knew he was a dawg.
so foxhole fav,
royal g,
has some new updates.
 he has one from foto119 that made me fall off my bed…

Continue reading “Snapchat Us Those Muscles, Royal G” →

nothing beats “hoe” tales from all sexes and orientations.
we live vicariously through hoes because:

a) they smash the animals we secretly desire
b) they are usually honest how it all went down
c) they are fearless and live by the motto “YOLO”

some straight wolves tend to exaggerate their stories tho.
unless they got videos and receipts…
well what happens when you are a teenage vixen,
let 25 wolves run the train on you,
and did alla this in your school bathroom?
well it sounds like her life is about to get interesting.
this is what people had to say about it…
Continue reading “I Got Bodied by 25 Wolves and You’ll Listen To My Hoe Tale” →

usher is what you call…

“vintage penis”

his sexy just gets better with age.
lord let me not say that.
that “woman” he use to be married to lurks.
well usher had a “oops-whoopsie-daisy” today.
he posted a “nearly eggplant but not quite” on his snapchat.
this is what a vix-bi led me to via celebrity eggplants…
Continue reading “Usher and His Eggplant Brings Us All To His Snapchat” →

i knew ^this baller wolf had a big peen.
you couldn’t tell me nba baller wolf,
iman shumpert,
wasn’t packing that meat.
 #eggplantnofriday
well his baby mama,
teyana taylor,
uploaded a precious moment to her snap.
this also happened…
Continue reading “How Did Iman Shumpert’s Meat Fit On Her Phone Screen?” →

this is a very ironic video ahead.
so kylie jenner,
in the drive thru,
is complaining a vixen shouldn’t be a paparazzi.
this was taken from her snapchat via kylizzlesnapchats…
Continue reading “Vixens Shouldn’t Be Taking Pictures of Kylie Jenner” →