i was talking to a foxholer last week about an attentionisto.
one of the foxhole favorite attentionisto.
i wouldn’t mind letting him beat,
but he is indeed a little too “out there” for my tastes.
well the foxholer went down south and they were both at the same club.
he told me how allegedly…
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bill cosby is over.
that is the look of defeat in his mugshot tonight.
its a shame how his legacy went up in flames right before our eyes.
this is why bill is in the slammer via abc news…
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i get absolutely disgusted when i see this.
not ^that precious cub,
but when wolves on instagram state they only want their baby to look like that.

light eyes
straight hair
damn near white

…surprisingly looking like the vixen they want to fuck.
weird.
well when an f-bi sent me the following tweet,
and the facebook rant from a latina named roslyn cecilia,
i had to share it with the foxhole…
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straight wolves are weird.
they have so much rules about their sexuality.
anything to make them look “gay” is absolutely forbidden.
its like a laundry list.

-must watch sports
-never wear bright colors
-don’t hug for too long
-only get dogs
-never watch shows with women as leads
-emotions are a no no
-blink twice; inhale once in-between

its like they have these rules set up to be “straight”,
but often do something else to make you say “hmm”.
is there really things one can do to be “straight” or…

…Is it all bullshit?

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marc jacobs knows how to party.
it seems “orgy” is the party of choice.
it seems he would get on the social app,
“grindr”,
to find regular forest dwellers to party with him.
that is until he had a 2 day,
10 animal orgy,
that had a few big mouths in it.
the jokes write themselves.
well this is what happened via the post…
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mister available.
the one who is always there.
you call; i answer.
you text; i reply.
if i like you,
or i consider you my family,
i’m always available when someone needs me.
when i need someone tho,
some of those same people will blatantly ignore me.
well in this new season of “phoenix”,
i’m starting to change that…
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