so we’re here again.
not speaking.
suprise fuckin’ surprise.
another pointless fall out between us.
what is this?
like the seventh?
eighth?
i lost count.
of course,
this isn’t my fault.
well a little of it is.
i can be a grown up and admit,
but it’s definitely not that serious for…
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speaking of iphones and ratchet photo albums,
 i got caught up with my barber today.
so when i go to my shop,
i usually show him pictures of different hairstyles to replicate.
this week was a cut by kellon deryck.
my usual.
so when he was standing next to me looking at the picture,
i made the mistake and swiped right.
this is what showed up…
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2016 must be the year of “confusion”.
it seems everyone is just confused.
so much so,
the gays in hollywood are also joining the party.
who knew the straights and gays could end up partying together?
so ( x jussie smollett ) and ( x ricky martin ) have both come out,
no pun intended,
and said they are “open” to being with vixens.

…and stop.

(don’t stop!
click “read more”.
sheesh!)

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so out of all the movies featuring black actors,
all which were pretty good movies,
its confusing how none of them were nominated.
its going to be a “white out” at the oscars this year.
i guess its only fitting since obama is leaving the white house this year.
well jada pinkett smith is calling for a boycott this year.
this is what she said on her twitter…

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ya’ll gonna make borrell jr cry tonight.
you know he can’t survive without his “attentionisto” ways.
maybe he has a “back up page”?

the only time i like getting on my knees is…
so i saw the following video tonight and it left me speechless.
like who does some shit like this?…
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