This flu is kicking my ass.
It really is.
This is one of the times I wish I had a dude to take care of me.
Get me up on my soup and make store runs.
Check up on me on occasions.
Take my temperature and feed me my medicine…..
…. all while wearing Timbalands, a white apron, and buck ass NAKED….well, maybe boxer briefs.
Yeah I said it.
His stethoscope all swing buck wild.
Nasty ass….. you know what I mean.
(shit even give me a routine prostate exam….)