Tag: sex

/the following is a whole parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

well damn.
that was my reaction when i stumbled upon this web series,
“tex brown”.
i’m starting to think they’re beautiful shot pornos with scripts.
take a look at this

I CAME... DID YOU?

…well i didn’t say it.
^they did.
there maybe truth to it tho.
according to some vixens i know/talk to,
some straight males can’t really fuck.
there is:

“let me explore each part of her walls with my penis”
“let me see how hard i can bang her head off”

most straight males seem to do the latter.

pulling hair
slapping on the ass
 asking “you like this shit?/is this my shit?”
and telling all his friends who she is sprung off the dick

um…
that don’t mean you’re good in bed.
it means you might be an abusive dickhead.
gays and bis don’t laugh.
we’re not too far behind.
there was a study that i read recently that confirmed it as well.
this is what the shortlist had to say…

STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D"

interrupting regular every day shit.
how about if the sex beez so good,
your moaning stopped a tennis match?
that must be some superior pipe.
well that happened to a tennis match in sarasota.
it causes quite the scene via the new york daily news

STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D" WOW X MARKS THE FOX

/the following is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is advised.

you’re with your manz in the car and feeling freaky.
you could give him a traveling smoothie.
that’s throat while he is driving.
nah…
already did that a few times and he almost crashed.
oh,
i know!
he could pull over on the highway and fuck…

THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE