if you don’t bow to this nfl neanderthal, he will try to kill you

unfortunately,
we don’t get mental evaluations with those we date.
we only find out they’re crazy when they show their bat shit craziness.
ex-nfl baller hyena for the seahawks,
chad wheeler,
is in need of a mental evaluation.
the media wasn’t covering what he did to his black girlfriend,
but social media made sure to get this story moving…

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nfl rookie, kemah siverand, risked it all for the WAP (it better be the wettest because…)

they tell these baller wolves:

“Don’t bring no one into the NBA/NFL Bubbles”

…but do some of them listen?
nope.
the WAP continues to bring down males one day at a time.
kemah siverand is a rookie who was drafted to the seattle seahawks.
right now,
he is on the next thing smoking back to his crib.
why?…
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to be a baller wolf and a virgin too? (protect this man)

“they still make those?”
that was the first thought in my brain.
when i think of purity,
i never think of that for a baller wolf,
no matter the league.
baller wolves can get sex just by showing up.
i usually think nasty,
hardcore,
freak-a-leek,
“i can’t take it anymore” sex with some minor cuddling after.
kinda just turned myself on there.
tyler lockett from the seattle seahawks,
like,
at all.
matta fact,
he revealed something that may have you shocked.
a foxholer sent me this and well…

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mychal kendricks is back on his big booty (again)

nfl baller wolf,
and big booty extraordinaire,
mychal kendricks can’t seem to catch a break.
so if you didn’t know,
he was dropped when they found out about ( x his alleged insider trading ).
he was picked up by the seattle seahawks shorty after.
he was reinstated to play a couple weeks ago and this happens
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How To Save 50 Million and Spend None of It

MARSHAWN-LYNCH-FLIPS-BIRD-FEATURED-IMAGEyou know how people think all baller wolves are stupid?
well some definitely are…
but ones like marshawn lynch of the seattle seahawks aren’t.
so marshawn has amassed about 50 million dollars in the nfl.
according to him,
he hasn’t spent a dime.
this is what yahoo finance has to say…
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Ciara Does “Yes This Is Real” At Training Camp

screen-shot-2015-07-31-at-3-51-07-pmso i’m just going to say it.
im starting to think everyone is wrong.
that is ciara pushing little future at the seattle seahawks training camp.
and then this happened…
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