Tag: sad
My Track Coach Gave Me HIV.
My Butt Cheeks Look Sad And Need A Pick Me Up!
does your butt cheeks remind you of that picture?
do they droop?
sag?
look sad?
make you cry?
well have no fear.
cake enhancing drawz are here!
rubgy model,
thom evans,
shows off the new booty enhancers from d.hedral under the drop…
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Got2bReal: The Final Episode
#boom #crunch #splat (Fucked).
imagine being in a car.
any car.
it’s yours and you are driving.
it’s a beautiful day.
sun is out.
windows down.
wind blowing in your face.
you are driving to your next destination.
the next pit stop.
it’s been a long journey,
but you have enough gas to last a while.
stop sign.
you follow the rules of the road.
as soon as you pull off to get to the next street,
a pick up truck slams the fuck into you.
you = car.
the pick up truck = life.
the outcome….
10 Years Found Later
Oh Lauryn, Lauryn, Lauryn… My Lauryn.
lauryn hill is one of my favorite artists.
i bumped TMEOLH for a year straight.
i may need to bump it for another year.
sadly for one of my favs,
her personal life has been a hot ass mess.
the men.
the drama at her concerts.
looking like a bad lady.
lauryn recently had to go to court for not filing her tax returns.
1 mill ya’ll.
the judge decided her fate yesterday and well…
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