I Was Just Going To The Concert To Lay Hands on Rick Ross Breasts.

rick-ross-bling-and-bellyyou know it’s bad when you get fired as a pastor.
you know it’s worse when you get fired as a pastor going to a rick ross concert.
lord help him.
literally…

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Conchita Is Taking Care of Home and Signing Checks… Get It Right!

ever since vanessa bryant got this instagram,
she is replying to everything.

she was tired of playing the silent act.
i liked the mystery myself.
drake had a lyric on his song in reference to her.
“you wasn’t shooting with me in the gym”.
pissed her all the way off.
so, she replied…

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f0x swagg: The Disasters At The Bet Hiphop Awards 2012.

seriously.
who styled them?
right, themselves.
a fox had to weed through all the attendees to show you how NOT to dress.

some did too much,
some did not enough,
and a couple forgot to wear a shirt….

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Hey Big Illegal Money Spender, Cum Spend A Little Time With Me…..


i know you got one.
everyone seems to have one.
some people do the usual 9 to 5 with a 6 to 1 on the side.
not everyone wants to slave at two jobs though.
i know people selling avon.
got some people on my left doing mca.
on my right, i know a few selling sex toys.
people are trying to become rich.
fuck that.
sadly, many are trying to become hood rich.

that easy money.
that type of bread that brings the bottles and the bitches.
that type of green that brings vip lists and front row seats.

let instagram tell it,
everyone who lives in the hood has louie, gucci, and prada.
vixens have on loubs and giuseppes.
wolves are throwing bills while sipping on ace of spade bottles.
this is the new “american dream“.
we are attracted to those living that lifestyle,
but i started to wonder…

Is easy money always easy?

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Tell Me What You Want From Me (MONEY), Take a Look At What You See (BREAD)

Real quick,
I’m not even going to go into a whole entry because I forgot to get to THIS….
but what is THIS nigga doing?

At that moment, Ma$e was definitely your “favorite rapper’s favorite rapper,” as all of the artists proceeded to take photos with Ma$e and show an extreme amount of love for him. Ma$e would later come out with French Montana and Wale to perform the “Slight Work” remix.

He makes me so sick….

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