#relationshipgoals?
welp.
it has happened.
andrew caldwell aka “i love the wimmenz” is taken.
no.
not by a dl baller wolf who has a fetish for chipmunks.
he actually is now in a relationship with a vixen.
yes.
a vixen.
stop laughing.
no she is not blind either.
mean.
anyway check out the “lucky?” gal…
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i wonder if kellon has filmed any sex tapes on that bed?
…what?
just asking.
sheesh.
so they are trying to make “this” happen.
amiyah scott and kellon deryck are trying to make this story line happen for #rhoa.
well in a surprise twist,
amiyah posted this for kellon’s birthday…
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“5-3-8…7

denied.

damn.
hmm.

1-2-3-4

accepted.

this dumb ass...
aight let me see his private messages…
i gave him 3 benadryls so he gonna be sleep until tomorrow afternoon.
just as i thought!
this asshole.
ugh.”

i don’t want to be this person.
the:

“hackin’ my wolf’s phone to find out if he is cheatin’ on me.”

…person.
that person makes me break out in hives.
i usually judge that person in my head.

“if they know their wolf isn’t faithful,
what more proof is needed?

sometimes you can have all the proof and still need the “gut punch”.
you need to read the messages.
see the sexting.
your nose needs to inhale the bullshit.
straight.
no chaser.
so there you are…
screenshotting and emailing evidence to yourself.
sending messages to the hoes with a promise of an ass whoopin’.
why is the aggression directed at his ass?
why not drop him and realize our worth?
hmm.
at some point,
in the matters of love,
do we all become “that person”?
the one who has to stalk his social media accounts?
i had to wonder…

Can you see yourself hackin’ your man’s phone?
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so one of my faithfuls alerted me to a messy situation today.
everyone meet clinten.
he is the cutie in the picture above.
he was dating a wolf that he debuted on IG a few days ago.
he put up a picture of them as a couple.

“he accepts me for who i am” – he said.

well afterwards all hell broke loose.
come to find out,
the wolf was also accepting a few others as well.
so what did clinten do?
oh you already guessed…
Continue reading “Blasted All Over The Him (Did it Feel Good?)” →

is this an innocent friendly picture?
or are these two together?
if so: “aww”.
(kudos on getting that purp!)
#shipgoals
excuse me while i…
just wait a quick minute.
*goes and locks myself in bathroom*
lowkey: *wipes tears and snot*
i feel like ive seen purp before tho.
f-bi: who these people?

at last.
at last,
at fuckin’ last.
you finally met “him”.
not just any “him”,
but the one you were lookin’ for.
i’m also hearing “him” is a baller too.
well good job!
life can suddenly make sense when you meet “him”.
it can make every day feel like a disney movie.
the suns shines extra bright.
whistlin’ dixie in the streets.
random animals singing inspirational love songs
for some of us,
we get so involved in “him”,
that we slowly start to become “him”.
everything starts to take a back seat including people you knew.
i never understood why some people let “him” take over their lives.
especially if “him” makes you change who you are.
or is this always who you were?
people talk all this tough shit about not gettin’ whupped,
but as soon as some new dick cums in their life,
they like casper the friendly ghost on ya ass?
where are ya?
i don’t see ya no mo.
i had to wonder…

Why do we get so bussy whipped?

Continue reading “I Met “Him” Finally and When He Stops Banging Me, I’ll Update. K?” →