Tag: rant

i guess this kills the concept males can’t be abused.
so everyone meet ex baller wolf,
albert haynesworth.
that is his ex,
brittany,
next to him.
they both have a son together.
well according to a rant on twitter,
he explained why he broke up with brittany.
why?
well this is what he had to font

BALLER WOLVES BASICS

i mean,
ima be bold af with it.
social media is RUINING celebs and legends.
the mystery has died a long time ago with them.
that,
or we just needed to know them for who they really are.
brandy
i didn’t see this for her.
like,
at all.
so today is whitney houston’s birthday.
“the jasmine brand” put up brandy’s tribute post to her…

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

trouble in paradise?
gloria james,
lebron james mama,
knows how to pick em,

doesn’t she?
well i knew this “lambo” character was gonna be problems in the future.
when she started dating him,
he was doing entirely too much.
allegedly,
he was caught cheating on auntie g and they broke up.
of course,
lambo took to instagram because he had a lot to say via baller alert

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

i remember when the internet was buzzing about michael hoffman.
he was an attentionisto who was jacking off for the cam.
he was also fingering himself and all kinds of other shit.
it was boring af.
a flick “leaked” with some snow bunny and i couldn’t help but think:

“Wow,
this is theeeeeee ( x most boring-est straight smashing ) I’ve ever seen.”

well shortly after his hype died down,
he went away.
as most attentionistos do after a while.
well a f-bi sent me a recent video of michael hoffman in full confession.
this is what he had to say on twitter

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"

this ig live thing…
well rico pruitt had a rant on his ig live.
he addressed all the rumors about why he left “about him”,
all that beef with the director of signal 23 that lead him to do porn.
this is the video an f-bi sent me with commentary from “the wiley show”

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX