Tag: rant

i mean,
ima be bold af with it.
social media is RUINING celebs and legends.
the mystery has died a long time ago with them.
that,
or we just needed to know them for who they really are.
brandy
i didn’t see this for her.
like,
at all.
so today is whitney houston’s birthday.
“the jasmine brand” put up brandy’s tribute post to her…

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

trouble in paradise?
gloria james,
lebron james mama,
knows how to pick em,

doesn’t she?
well i knew this “lambo” character was gonna be problems in the future.
when she started dating him,
he was doing entirely too much.
allegedly,
he was caught cheating on auntie g and they broke up.
of course,
lambo took to instagram because he had a lot to say via baller alert

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

i remember when the internet was buzzing about michael hoffman.
he was an attentionisto who was jacking off for the cam.
he was also fingering himself and all kinds of other shit.
it was boring af.
a flick “leaked” with some snow bunny and i couldn’t help but think:

“Wow,
this is theeeeeee ( x most boring-est straight smashing ) I’ve ever seen.”

well shortly after his hype died down,
he went away.
as most attentionistos do after a while.
well a f-bi sent me a recent video of michael hoffman in full confession.
this is what he had to say on twitter

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"

this ig live thing…
well rico pruitt had a rant on his ig live.
he addressed all the rumors about why he left “about him”,
all that beef with the director of signal 23 that lead him to do porn.
this is the video an f-bi sent me with commentary from “the wiley show”

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

when you are trying to “make it” as a star,
that particular path is never easy.
until your name is in lights,
and you’re getting respect from the movers and shakers,
you’ll be treated like a second class citizen.
ask anyone in hollywood.
hell,
even the nerds of the successful forests went through it.
george hill is mad you don’t like his rapping stuff.
an f-bi sent me the alert to yet another rant.
┬áhe is realizing his follower count don’t add up to his likes.
um…

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"