If You Are Like Your Daddy… Then Whats His Number?

tumblr_lm3ll2XcF31qhbpdlo1_500today’s service at td jakes church was a good one.
something was said this morning that got all in me.
well it was his cub,
jermaine,
who actually said it during service.
first lady of the potter’s house,
serita jakes,
celebrated her birthday today.
she turned 60 years old.
most of her cubs had something to share,
but what her son said stuck with me…
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How Can I Tell My Mama I Seen More Penis Than Fruit of the Loom?

Huxtables-2“you know our child said he likes the sweet taste of penis?
i slapped him into next week.
he should be be back on thursday.”

we all love our parent’s right?
they raised us to be who we are today.
their teachings and guidance effects how we do things now.
yes there are some who raised themselves.
some who are not as close.
you know i feel you heavy,
but this entry goes out to the foxhole whose parents are in their lives.
who they can call up and say, “mom or dad… guess what?…”
the ones who don’t want to disappoint them.
the ones who are scared of them.
i had to ask…

Will you ever tell your parents you are gay?

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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (16)

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_500another dose of “why you were raised right!”.
well that is unless you werent…

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Drake Raises Aaliyah From The Dead

this shit sounds so hot!!!!!!!
go drake!!!!!!

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