Has anyone grown up in the church like I have?

Although I can’t front: I was the rebellious church Fox.
It’s like I had ADHD when it came to sitting there and paying attention.
I do love God and he loves me,
but his “people” in there need more Jesus than 20 Bibles.

Look, Ima keep it real…

Church holds the biggest whores and contradictory people than a set in Hollywood or the political arena.
I am always weary of someone who is a full tilt boogie bougie bible.
Something is never clean in the milk.
I have been around ENOUGH to know what the real deal is.
And the real deal is… some of them ain’t shit.

Please have a seat and testify if you have encountered the following types.

Continue reading “Jamari’s Almighty Church Guide To Foolishness” →

Chad.
Wassup baby…
Umm, who is this?

Continue reading “The Big Johnson and The Fox” →

I’m usually a fan of E Lynn Harris (RIP) books.
But this one fell short.… kinda.
I read this is a total of 2 weeks.
When I first got it, I’ll be honest it bored me and I stopped half way.
But I gave it another go round….

Here is my review….

Continue reading “Basketball Jones: A Foxy Review” →

So I was chillin with one of my homegirl’s tonight and her “gay boyfriend” decided to tag along.

Now I am not one to hate on a fellow gay but when you are outregeously flamboyant, I have an issue. The flam gays tend to be ODEE loud and try to blow up your spot.

I’m not with it.

Anyway, he proceeds to tell me that I always look mean and I usually have an attitude when he sees me. I won’t lie, I usually do.

“I mean you look like you need some good dick.” He says, popping his gum.

Now I hope he didn’t think he was giving me this “good dick”.???????

“But I must say, you are a fierce bitch though. I got to say that you are a fierce bitch.”

I am looking at him like WTFFFFF??? Should I be flattered or offended? So I egg him on.

“What do you mean?” I ask.
“The way how you walk in the room. The way how you speak. Just your whole vibe let’s me know you know what you want and you don’t play.” He replies, giving me dap at the end of it.

I guess compliments come in the strangest forms. That is why I tell people that you do not know who is watching and admiring you.

Later Foxes

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I’m so embarrassed for him.

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So Foxes.
I’m currently on assignment and loving every minute of it. Had to stop in to tell you all the dirty details.

So, currently, I’m trapped in my friend’s guest bedroom. Don’t worry, I’m fed and have plenty of supplies.

So anyway, my friend was telling me he was going to have company real quick tonight. Nothing long. A quickie and then… (We’ll name him Company) he would be OUT. I didn’t want to leave so I said, “I’ll chill in the back. You do your thing and then we can do something after.”

Free food/drink – Hell yeah, I’ll chill in here.

Rewind: He was telling me he has yet to speak to Company on the phone. They met on A4A. From the sounds of what my friend was telling me, Company sounded fine. Tall, slim, nice dick…. My kind of get together on a Saturday night. My friend likes his men masculine (as does many bottoms). He received a picture, but it was pretty small and blurry, but he claimed it was all good.

Uh huh nigga.

As I’m lounging, preparing myself to hear my friend’s back be blown out, the front door opens so I knew they were back.

From the sound of the voice of Company, doesn’t sound like he will be staying too long.

::: in Wendy Williams voice ::: “How U Do-innnnnnn”

From a past incident involving myself that I’ll share on a later date, ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS… hear a voice. Anyone can sound “like your kind of nigga” texting. Even though many a queen has played “Switch 2 Deep”, they always get comfortable.

Later Foxes.

Oh and also: LMFAO!

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