this is why i thank god we can’t have kids.
i couldn’t deal.
so i was talking to one of the f-bi last night and they were filling me in on a wolf i’ve featured.
i would have said “an attention whore”,
but you know that gets folks all riled up.
anyway…
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noooo.
not with that bitch.
allegedly this one an f-bi alerted me to under the break…
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everyone and their mama wants that kaepernick seed.
i know if i had a uterus,
i would consider it.
well terez owens has some street talk that he may about to be a baby daddy…
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…allegedly.
well according to fashionbombdaily,
lil’ kim is about to have a lil’ one.
i am a lil’ shocked.
okay a lot of shocked.
congrats if true.

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nothing is a bigger turn off than a wolf with a wild penis.
its even worse when its a rich wolf who should know better.
well everyone meet nba baller wolf,
paul george,
and his irresponsible penis.
allegedly he knocked up some miami stripper.
get this?
he allegedly offered her 1 mill to abort the kid.
yeah…
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holy food babies,
what the hell are they feeding this child?
i guess terrio is amusing to us being fat.
he looks like he is about to give birth any minute.