so i didn’t win.
i had to let the foxhole know.
idris elba did not get the chance to pound my yams.
well you guys have been wondering who won the “win a date with idris elba/pound his yams” contest through omaze.
( x see it here )
i’ve gotten a ton of emails asking about it.
check who won the contest…
Tag: New Jersey
so i didn’t win.
one thing i can’t do is stink.
smelling it and reading about it.
so i know you heard about the two hyenas disrespecting the “bed, bath, and beyond” display bed.
( x read that story here )
scabies and shit.
you know i was sick reading that.
well you know they were so bad,
the station they were at had to fumigated?
well this is what happened via the daily mail…
you know the old adage:
KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF OR YOU’LL GET KNOCKED THE HELL OUT
it was in the bible…
anyway a she-snow jackal decided to punch a snow wolf outside a college party.
this is what happened during and after…
shabazz muhammad tried to bend the rules since he is a new rookie.
he thought he could try to get some late night coo coo at the nba’s rookie transition program.
well he learned they wasn’t playing with that ass…
i bet he wishes he was this cub once again.
back at a time where he had no issues.
he was just “chris brown”.
worrying about what fresh kicks to wear to school.
singing at virgina state.
that innocent cub with a clean slate.
breezy wolf has some more issues on his plate.
monday: a vixen whose leg nearly got broke in half.
tuesday: a hit and run charge.
wednesday: kidnap obama and demand world domination?…
HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE