Tag: New Jersey

so i didn’t win.
*sad face*

i had to let the foxhole know.
idris elba did not get the chance to pound my yams.
well you guys have been wondering who won the “win a date with idris elba/pound his yams” contest through omaze.
( x see it here )
i’ve gotten a ton of emails asking about it.
check who won the contest…

GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMES HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

one thing i can’t do is stink.
smelling it and reading about it.
so i know you heard about the two hyenas disrespecting the “bed, bath, and beyond” display bed.
( x read that story here )
scabies and shit.
 you know i was sick reading that.
well you know they were so bad,
the station they were at had to fumigated?
well this is what happened via the daily mail

WOW X MARKS THE FOX

tumblr_m45cbkaexs1r4yegro1_5001you know the old adage:

KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF OR YOU’LL GET KNOCKED THE HELL OUT

it was in the bible
or something…
anyway a she-snow jackal decided to punch a snow wolf outside a college party.
this is what happened during and after

THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES X MARKS THE FOX