Tag: molested

we see all this meat in the gym and we want to touch.
i can understand the frustration.
the wolf/fox/hybrid you literally want to fuck is standing there,
in the flesh,
and your loins are on fire.
don’t get killed for it now.
well an f-bi alerted me of a jackal in chicago that couldn’t resist his urges.
so this is what he did via the chicago tribune

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

TURN YO TV ON

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE