Tag: Mariah Carey

so the night before,
i ate something that didn’t agree with me.
i felt sick af,
but immediately drank a “detox” tea to get whatever out of me.

I WAS NOT MISSING THIS MARIAH/LIONEL RICHIE CONCERT

nope.
even if i had to overdose on alkaseltzer,
i was going.
i woke up and felt much better than i did.
since the pretty vixen is a huge mariah stan,
i asked her to go.
she was also more familiar with lionel richie than me.
foxhole
that concert was…

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI I WOULD ACTUALLY BUY YOUR ALBUM X MARKS THE FOX

THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE YAWN!

THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" WOW X MARKS THE FOX

so tommy mottola makes his appearance.
for those who never left their den,
he is mariah’s trifling ex hyena.
well he decided to write an open letter about mariah through page six.
this is what he had to font

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX