If Marc Jacobs Invites You To An Orgy, Please Leave Your Big Mouth At Home

Screen Shot 2015-10-27 at 8.28.20 PMmarc jacobs knows how to party.
it seems “orgy” is the party of choice.
it seems he would get on the social app,
“grindr”,
to find regular forest dwellers to party with him.
that is until he had a 2 day,
10 animal orgy,
that had a few big mouths in it.
the jokes write themselves.
well this is what happened via the post
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Marc Jacobs Wants You To Try This On

Screen Shot 2015-07-03 at 12.37.08 PMmarc jacobs is an amazing fashion designer.
he looks good too.
he wants us all to try out everything from his empire.
well i think he posted his own leakage that was meant for someone in his dms.
he quickly deleted the following picture from instagram,
but of course,
the f-bi was already on it.
(NSFW,
18^,
AND ONLY FOR THE “CURIOUS STRAIGHTS”)…
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Cam Newton Is GQ

I guess being drafted number 1 has it’s perks.

So much so,
you end up in GQ magazine modeling fall fashions from the likes of
Marc Jacobs, Michale Bastian and your athletic sponsor, Under Armour.

Sounds like Jamari Fox territory if I ever heard it.

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