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Donkey For The Last Two Years: Mister Cee.

i cant.
just listen…

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Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz, Can I Get A Witness?

i always wondered if i’m capable of going crazy?
like if my wolf decided to act up,
would i scratch up his car or order 20 pizzas to his house?
~~out him to the world for reality show pipe dreams?~~
i’m good at cutting someone out my life when they fuck up.
i can pretty much erase your number and never look back,
but would i ever go straight up psycho?
hmm.
good question.
they say good dick makes you do crazy things.
kinda like this vixen who repeatedly ran her truck in her wolf’s car.
how about it was right outside a keys and swizz beatz crib.
well my friends at cliff view pilot had this to send me…

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That’s Right B*tch (Come and Get Some Of This Here Ass Whoopin’)

an f-bi was asking me if i watch married to medicine.
can’t say that ive watch the show,
but this rock em; sock em smack down…

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HELP!! I GOT A DILDO STUCK IN MY ASS!!!!

i love when white people do shit like this.
they could be straight as hell and put random objects in between their cheeks.
this white something,
Grawly,
posted this on twitter a couple days back:

of course,
he made the news and got his 15 minutes…

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Confused Wolf Got Me To Do Something I Haven’t Done In A While On Webcam…

confused wolf has been talking to me every day for the last month.
he was worried about me and did his usual flirting/over-protective bit.
i think we are married in his head.
anyway, he sent me a show in an email today and demanded i watch it with him on oovoo.