Tag: leakage

*the following entry is a whole parental advisory.
you’ve been advised.

there are certain males who emit “fuck pineapple”.
they can’t even hide it.
it’s in their walk and talk.
they tend to be sexy af,
but it just wafts in the aura until it can’t be hidden anymore.
lil mo husband,
karl dargan,
always gave me that impression.
fameolous wanted to start our thanksgiving breaks early!
sausage for breakfast!
she leaked his alleged pipe leakage and well…

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

i’m sitting on the train and i get a message yesterday.
anytime the foxhole sends me something,
i have a special ringtone for ya.
the message went

“I just saw leveon bell’s (alleged) sex tape on tumblr”

oh ok!
just what my evening needed.
a sexy nfl baller wolf getting in some guts.
leveon is so messy so this is right up his alley.
you know i perked up real quick!

so i’m expecting to see this leakage in the following email.
well…

HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS POINT. AIM. BALLER CUM SHOTS.

*this entry is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

so,
as you know,
i’m not watching “love and hiphop hollywood”.
i do know misster ray from some other reality show.
i’m thinking “college hill”,
but don’t quote me.
anyway it seems he is dating someone in this new 2017 reality:

 

his name is vic.
well vic has some alleged sex tape leakage today.
the f-bi sent us the leakage for review…

LEAKAGE ALL OVER YOUR SCREEN

matt jordan,
of “rhoa/kenya moore” semi fame,
has some sex tape leakage on the way.
he is determined to make “fetch” happen with whatever he is trying to do.
act?
sing?
play the guitar?
i don’t know…
well a she-hyena sent in this email to “straight from the a”:

and sent these images attached

I CAME... DID YOU? JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES X MARKS THE FOX

/the following entry is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i guess it’s an alleged brother nut spillage today.
so i got some leakage dropped off to my box marked:

jonathan “heat” martinez getting head

allegedly.
i’ve looked at the clip,
but i can’t tell.
so i’ll let the foxhole decide

HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP I CAME... DID YOU?