so king james is on a roll.
he is one of the top baller wolves of this generation,
has a beautiful family,
his mountain of a body makes me absolutely weak,
and he pretty much has the world at his fingertips.
he also has “the itch”.
no not crabs silly.
he has the same itch kobe and shaq had.
whats that “itch” you ask?
the itch to rap.
that’s right.
king james can afford to rent out a studio and make us regret we have ears.
here is a sample of his rap “skills” over jay’s “fuckwithmeyouknowigotit“…
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nbc associate producer,
stacy klein,
went dry snitchin’ on king james on instagram while he was visiting the white house.
who knew the oval office was a great alleged hook up spot?

well wait…
maybe he was getting the number to trade recipes?
no?
okay i’ll sit down over there.

lowkey: king is getting sloppy.
all i’m sayin about this…

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well not exactly.
so i had a dream last night that king james got me a job.
i guess i was in the right dream at the right time.
this is how it went down…

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don’t let the suit fool ya,
king  james got some “hood nigga” in him.
his teammate,
mario chalmers,
was about to experience that “hood” just last night…
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now you know king james is sensitive about his looks…
so after scandal tonight,
i was flippin through channels to get to the #miamiheat game.
i landed on a ufc match where this snow wolf getting interviewed.
his name is nick fitch and he reminded me of the king.
take a look…
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i don’t care what anyone says.
king james is fine as hell.
his body and those “palm a handful of yo ass and smack” hands >>> his feet.
i would climb him and have him take me right down.
sorry sav.
so has anyone ever heard the name audemars piguet?
if you’re a good fox/wolf/or hybrid,
you should…

(Partner Let me upgrade you
Audemars Piguet you)
Audemars Piguet watch, dimples in ur necktie
Hermmes briefcase, Cartier top clips
Silk lined blazers, diamond cream facials
VVS cuff links, six star pent suites – upgrade u, b

well its the biggest luxury private watch company in the world.
well like a fox/wolf/and hybrid,
they don’t associate themselves with just ANYONE.
they have done watches with quincy jones,
shaq,
and jay z.
well you can now add lebron james to the list with his special edition watch…
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