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kellan-lutz-shirtlesskellan.
its yours.
all yours baby.
don’t do anything else but stand there.
i just want to look at you.

lowkey: his eye contact and lip lickin’ makes me crazy.
if he touched me,
i’d probably burst.
you know whats funny?
i never watched twilight,
but i did watch nightmare on elm street in the theater.
  he was in it for a quick second and was killed in the beginning.

i remember saying to myself:

“who is this fine white boy??????”

well now i know.

Can Someone Bring Me This Kellan Lutz With Ice Cream on Top? (NOW)

kellenlutzapplepieevery so often,
i see a snow wolf who makes me extremely hungry.
he reminds  me of warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream on the top.
now paul walker was my snow wolf crush,
but sadly he is with the big homie up above.
the spot was pretty much open.
well i watching minding my own business last night,
channel surfing,
when i turned on wendy williams.
her special guest was kellan lutz who i want in my spot…
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