uh huh.
that’s right.
^that’s the face of fear.
it’s a race against the clock foxhole!
there’s an important thing at stake.
what,
you may ask?

58K

well,
56k.
ya’ll been asking back for your donations.
kimberly jones,
the mother/hyena to keaton,
is on the morning show circuit.
fuck his schooling!
they allegedly don’t like him there anyway.
get this muhfuckin money!
this is their first interview with “cbs this morning” today…

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i wasn’t moved.
i might be getting heartless or could sense the scheming…
so did the foxhole see this video of keaton jones?
he is the bullied snow cub whose mother made this video on fb.
this is what he had to say…

hmm.
well that video of keaton went viral that everyone took notice.
from baller wolves to actors.
even the bae of all snow baes,
“captain america”…

that is a few of the responses he got.
someone even raised close to 60k on a “gofundme”:

it took nothing for ya’ll to get to digging.
come to find out…

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