Tag: Jordin Sparks

i was shocked when i heard this news.
i won’t even lie to you.
so everyone knows jordin sparks was a virgin,
right?
or was she saving herself for marriage?
i remember she wore a purity ring and everything.
well jordin has a surprise for us.
that purity ring came off with her latest,
dana isaiah,
and well…

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Screen Shot 2015-05-15 at 8.28.51 PMi like his hair like that.
well who knew sage the gemini would be in such a heart warming scandal.

good.
he needs some kind of “edge”.
so as you know,
or don’t,
sage the gemini is currently dating jordin sparks.
its cute.
would be better with me but whatever.
anyway so it seems like allegedly sage was still texting his ex fiance,
“curriculum” hurley.
oh wait,
her name is curium.
how the hell do you pronounce her name?
well apparently he proposed to her this past january,
but jordin was the one who ended up getting chose.
still didn’t stop our sage from wanting some cooch tho.
how did we find out?
the shaderoom posted all the text messages for review…

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