JIM JONES MAMA TRAINED HIM HOW TO BE A TONGUE KISSING CHAMPION

my mother and grandmother never taught me about sex.
my first kiss was with a girl in barbados while playing house,
but i had to learn about sex from watching a sex scene in a movie my mother had.
it was “mo better blues” and wesley snipes was fuckin’ cynda williams.
( x see it here )
that scene always turns me on and why i love missionary so much.
how he looked on top of her and how the covers hugged his bawdy in all the right places.
i was so intrigued as to why he was in between her legs grindin’ violently.
~~as a young struggling gay,~~
~~i wished i was her being completely honest.~~
sex in my household was treated as a “bad thing” or something that didn’t exist for me.
while my other male friends were out here learning to play with the opposite sex,
i was playing with happy meal toys and video games.
i enjoyed being a kid rather than growing up too quickly.
rapping wolf,
jim jones,
admitted something really disturbing on the lip service podcast.
his mother,
nancy,
taught him about sex but the way she taught him about how to tongue kiss…

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Jim Jones, His Eggplant, and A Pool

jim jones is a walking thirst trap.
from the sagging to show off the bakery and now the following.
“this” also explains why chrissy is crazy af.
i get it now via his instagram…
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Chrissy Lampkin Does Viva Mugshot Glam

chrissy lampkin,
star of chrissy and mr. jones,
is now the spokesperson for “too old for this shit” cosmetics.
she got into a beef this past weekend that left some chick in the hospital.
the cliff view pilot graced me with this craziness…
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Jim Jones Has A Big Mouth

well he certainly has a big ass…

that’s besides the point.
remember this?
jim has found himself in quite a bit of trouble.
he went running that mouth of his at a police officer.
they proceeded to throw him,
and that ass,
in jail,
the cliff view pilot has more on this…