when your holes are ready

I already made up in my mind that I was having sex with him tonight.

i like to wait because these negre-nos be full of shit.
this wolf,
however
,
has been the perfect gentleman.
he texts me every day,
calls me to see how i’m doing,
and asks me if i’m decent enough to FT.
perfection.
not only that but manz looks good af.
i figured these types are self absorbed and shallow but he is different.
you don’t get a lot of different these days so i fux with different.
heavy.

“So what you doing tonight?” – Him

“You.” – Me

“Oh word?” – Him

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nle choppa is a bad b!tch who has a song for all the other bad b!tches

a lot of males out here think and act like they are bad bitches.
it’s all the working out,
tatts,
and dressing up like dolls.
they get on social media and the attention sends their self esteem into orbit.
we can’t bring them back down to earth at this point.
since many of them are in faithful relationships with their gyms,
they have to do a lot of self-pleasuring to keep themselves satisfied.
nle choppa has a song for these types of bad bitches.
he loves himself so much that he said he would fuck himself if he was a bad bitch

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so they gonna play in our faces like we are bozos about kate middleton?

Why are they trying to play us like we were born yesterday?
Don’t they realize many of us have common sens
e?

so the great “where is kate?” mystery got even more weirder.
i don’t even fuck with kate like that but i’m lowkey invested.
i love solving things that don’t make sense.
if you don’t make sense to me then i’m interested.
kate went missing and a whole bunch of weird shit transpired.
( x read here for a timeline of all the weird shit )
( x here is another great one from buzzfeed )
tmz is gonna tell us they got video of kate at a farm…

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so the new thing is the hetero power bottom?

i was talking to one of my home vixens about her husband some time ago.
she is very aggressive and he is very submissive.
so i asked her:

“Would you ever strap up your husband?” – Me

“What’s that?” – Her

so i got to explaining and she said:

“Yeah,
I’d tear those cheeks up BUT i would never look at him the same after.”
– Her

when vixens decide to strap up their manz,
i’ve always felt like the dynamic changes.
a Foxholer hit me up and said:

“Guess what the straight males are doing now?
The Hetero Power Fox!”

hmm

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trevon diggs seems like he regrets breeding joie chavis

Lawd.
i think joie chavis was one of the prettiest vixens i ever seen.
i kinda use to think she would be above it all too.
like,
the type who knows she is cute but OD particular.
welp,
nope.

let’s keep it real

She is kinda,
sorta,
maybe a hoe.

…and i mean that is fine,
but she keeps having going away presents in her hoing.
she has 2 kids with 2 rappers…

and about to have a 3rd with a baller wolf,
trevon diggs.

he is the brother of stefon diggs and this is his 3rd too.
so they might be equally yolked in their hoing as well.
what is wild to me is joie and trevon are on and off but she decides to get bred by him.
so he has been getting clowned all over social media because of this.
this might be the shame we have been lacking in the forests.
cam’ron shared his thoughts about it on his podcast with mase and…

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my specific friendship icks that you could learn from

i saw this tweet and saw my life flash before my eyes.
i saw past friendships,
frenemies
,
and all kinds of bitches from my mental spin around the friendship block.
i can’t font for others but this is simply from my own experiences

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