Tag: Jackal

i have a soft spot for britney spears.
the vixen was part of my cub-hood.
she might be a robot now,
but i always loved her music.
well some jackal jumped on stage,
during her vegas show,
and this is what happened via tmz

THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

i’ve seen some dumb shit from the hunters…
but this has got to go down in the top 10.
so a hunter must have forgot he was wearing his body cam.
he decided to plant drugs on a crime scene and get caught doing it.
a f-bi sent me this nonsense via the new york daily news

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

i love when hyenas and jackals get caught up in stupidity.
it makes for an exciting day.
this is why it’s best not to argue with idiots who judge you.
their day of judgement is coming.
the skeletons that tend to be revealed…
hmm.
so remember the “pulse” orlando club shooting?
well everyone who was anti-gay had something to say about it.
pastors included.
well one jackal in pastorial fur who had a big mouth has been exposed.
a couple f-bis sent in why via raw story

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

who knew ^this little one had paws like this.
well his name is alè valenzuela.
a managing jackal of a store,
one i ain’t i never heard,
named “shoe palace” thought he could square up with that little one.
he learned that day.
of course,
an f-bi sent all the footage for review…

ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE WOW X MARKS THE FOX YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

we see all this meat in the gym and we want to touch.
i can understand the frustration.
the wolf/fox/hybrid you literally want to fuck is standing there,
in the flesh,
and your loins are on fire.
don’t get killed for it now.
well an f-bi alerted me of a jackal in chicago that couldn’t resist his urges.
so this is what he did via the chicago tribune

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE