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i have been loving the straights drama.
it always involves some cub coming into the world with ain’t shit parents.
they love to talk about “us” from their glasses dens.
i never understood why relations,
most of the times on a sexual foundation,
need to involve bringing a cub into this world.
they both don’t know each other,
but they assume they would make good parents.
well nfl baller wolf for the chicago bears,
dion sims,
appears to have did just that and didn’t even know it.
he was messing around with a ig attentionista named mimi:

…and got her pregnant.
how we all found out?
yes,
we.
she blasted him on her ig via baller alert

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES WOW

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

they say you never know where someone is been until you walked a mile in their shoes.
well boxer wolf,
adrien broner,
has walked a couple miles with no shoes on.
he thought we wanted to see his paw situation on the gram and well…

BALLER WOLVES BASICS WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

so as you know,
or didn’t,
frank ocean released a song called “chanel”:

i can dig it.
well he mentioned in the song that “my guy is pretty like a girl”.
an f-bi sent me the alleged male that lyric might be about.
according to my f-bi:

“hey jamari, did u hear about dude frank ocean is *allegedly* boning? he was in franks magazine, is the profile pic of his “blonded radio” thing and someone saw them at a concert together a while ago…”

hmmm.
well i’m always down for a good brew.
everyone meet ysham

THE FOREST IS TALKING THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

i’m going through it today foxhole.
i’m exhausted.
i took 10mg of melatonin last night and it has me washed.
well ^that wolf woke me up a little.
his name is keith powers.
he starred as “ronnie” in bet’s “new edition movie”.
well he posted this video in atlanta today and i felt it…

HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX