Everyone Meet “The Neanderthal”

caveman-run-cycleTHIS ENTRY IS PARENTAL ADVISORY
you need warned.

 i’ve seen some big pipes in my young life.
is it me or are the dicks getting bigger nowadays?
tumblr has me thinking so.

it must be the hormones in the mcdonalds.
anyway,
i saw this video today and i was damn near terrified.
i’ll call this snow wolf:

THE NEANDERTHAL

…and he definitely fits the descrip.
peep the walk.
the following is:

NSFW
18^
ONLY FOR THE CURIOUS STRAIGHTS

if you are ready,
then…
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Odell Beckham Jr Needs Sexual Healing (Allegedly)

tumblr_ocj52kMkd31r4n4fto1_1280odell beckham jr is such a ham.
you know he’s the star of his own reality show.
everyone around him a “kelly” and a “michelle”.
he just happens to play the “beyonce” very well.
a foxholer sent me ^this picture and the following video.
let’s call it “sexual healing a la mode”.
well…
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What Happened to You, Jamari Fox?

art-cry-crying-girl-pink-Favim.com-2831244“where is my dinner?”

“i’m sorry,
i got in late because i had so much stuff to do for you…”

“that isn’t the question.”

“i’m sorry.
i’ll make dinner now.
i’ll put on something quick.”

“i don’t want something quick.
see thats the bullshit i’m talking about…”

“you said you were hungry…”

“yes,
but i don’t want no half assed shit…”

“well what do you want me to do?”

“i want you to get in the kitchen and make me a full fuckin meal.
you should have started that hours ago.”

“but i had to get your dry cleaning,
get the car looked at,
and…”

“again,
you should have started that early.
now dinner is going to be late and i’m hungry.”

“i’m sorry…”

you know what i’ve realized these last two years
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Simone Biles Wants You To Eye Roll With Her Biopic

simone-biles-3i love the delusional…
so simone biles,
our olympic gymnast vixen,
doesn’t seem to own a mirror.
that or she wears her rose colored glasses everywhere.
i don’t think she knows what she looks like.
well she was asked on access hollywood:

“Who would you want to play you in a movie?”

this is what she answered
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The Bishop Allegedly Likes “Touch Me; Tease Me” For Praise and Worship

adkinsmolester-660x330if i didn’t believe in karma before…
s0 ^that tweet came from bishop ken adkins.
he had a lot to say about the pulse orlando shootings.
he felt like all the gays deserved to die in that tragic incident.
well in a karmic twist,
brutha jackal adkins got himself arrested.
you won’t believe for…
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Jamari, I Need You To Come (I NEED YOU TO COME NOW!)

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2016 taught me something.
hell i think my life has all come down to this lesson.
one i had to keep learning over and over:

You can’t be nice to these pineapples

they will take your niceness for weakness.
in the jungles,
the weakest animal is usually a target.
once they do that,
they will drain you for all that you have.
as soon as that’s done,
they will toss you to the side and look for a new supply.
you see the other animals don’t try no fuck shit with a lion.
a little fox tho?
yeah.
my job has done it all that,
but today,
and i had to get them right

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