everyone watches porn.
people act like they don’t.
go on their browser history and you’ll get the real story.
well i watch porn.
i like porn.
i like amatuer black porn.
i like porn where the wolf has a nice body and bomb stroke.
i like straight porn.
i like gay porn.
right now i’m not having sex,
so i’m living vicariously through other people’s walls.
well i think my porn habit nearly caught me up…
Continue reading “Apple! Don’t You Dare Go In My Download Folder!” →

FOXMAIL

Hey Jamari…

I’m having a lil dilemma reading this past prison wolf Im employed with. When I first met him 2 months ago I noticed the natural attraction I have for him. He’s dark skin, about 45, 6’3, permanent gold fronts and hella cool. He’s a daddy type, a SEXXXY daddy type. So everyday we come in to work he sees me, makes his way over and starts up a convo. Every convo ends the same; on sex. He talks about how he be fucking women, how big. His dick is, his stroke game, alotta mature real black man shit. It’s so sexy to me, but anywho I’m a very attractive male with a nice physique. I’m masc and I have a big round butt that alotta guys require. No one here knows I’m gay except him. He can tell for some reason but I can’t tell about him. He’s always talking about sex as people he’s gonna fuck, I just need some help. If he is down, how do I proceed. how would I know if he isn’t? I just don’t wanna be rejected I mean I have before but not by someone I’m naturally attracted too and yes Jamari he can tell from my smiles and the way I respond back, I even brought him lunch yesterday and I don’t know what to say. I think he wants to fuck me and I would love to let him on the regular.

Plz give me some of that infinite knowledge and wisdom.

MY ANSWER
(viewer discretion strongly advised)…
Continue reading “f0xmail: I Think This Jailbird Wolf Wants My Bunz. Help!” →

so today i tested out my sample of prada amber pour homme.
i didn’t smell it at sephora,
just like terres d’hermes,
so i was praying to god that i liked it.
being stuck wearing a scent that smells like poison all day?
no bueno.
so i sprayed it on my naked body,
making sure to hit all my pressure points,
and put on a more dressed down look:

lightish blue dress shirt
skinny red tie
dark blue dress pants
dark blue trench coat
brown shoes
brown belt
brown duffle bag

i like to dress in theme so i called this one:

young fox; wall street

…and walked out the door for work.
i was early.
when i say that this scent throughout the day…
Continue reading “This Scent Did Something To Me Today (Prada)” →

so there is a certain kind of wolf i like.
i think you already know.
the ones who make you hd horny.
so when i say:

“yo so i saw this fine ass wolf in the streets…
damn near made me drop to my knees…”

…you know i know what i be talmbout right?
well an f-bi sent me a wolf that was featured on junktv.
he was at the car wash and well…
he definitely is what would make my head turn…
Continue reading “The Wolf At The Car Wash (Wetness)” →

ITS TIME TO BURN!
welp it looks like herbalife might be burning out.
i know!
shocker much?
what will all the attentionisto’s do?
well the latimes has the “time to get a job” meal plan…
Continue reading “So Is Herbalife Losing Weight Now?” →

this wolf is about to be a father!
YOU PUNK!
so tyler perry is in the news once again.
no his baby has not been born yet.
he was actually being stalked…
by an ex-employee…
who broke into his studio…
  barricaded himself…
and had a dildo in his mouth while chanting…
okay the last part i made up,
but the other stuff is true.
the ajc has the story…
Continue reading “You Not Gonna Stalk Tyler Perry and Get Away With It!” →